That is right, while you are sitting on your couch reading this because you are unemployed now, those rich people in the oil business are raking in three figures per hour! And all you have to say is that you are up to three beers per hour.
But please realize, how many of you out there drive/ own/ have ridden in/ somehow associated with a car? Exactly. You should all be raising your hand. If you are not then you are probably an environmental SOCIALIST. COMMIE! So it would be un-American to not use fossil fuels in some way. Whether you like it or not, we are dependent on oil, so maybe we are screwed, but suck it up and get a job making more oil!
Thank you, and good night
2 comments:
Oil isn't real.
but your mom is
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